Dear Ms. Left Hand
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Dear Verizon Customer Service
Today, I started a massive political debate in Mrs. Sanders’ class. She asked me to teach the class about the political parties in an unbiased presentation. Using a modified version of the Republican strategy of using officially unbiased words, I managed to turn at least 3 people into full-on progressives and make the others doubt their conservative dogmas. It then evolved into a debate over women’s reproductive rights.
In other news, it was a good, politically charged day.
At what age do white middle class Americans stop empathising with any demographic other than their own?
Why is the War on Drugs still alive and well, but the War on Poverty dead?
Every time my parents bitch at me for no reason, I feel myself slipping a little closer to utter sociopathy.